Have you ever seen a whale?
In real life?
I think that is something I would like to do.
I know that it sounds silly, but I feel like if you really tried you could communicate with them.
Whales and dolphins.
I mean, you would have to be in the water with them first, you know, meet them half way.
And you would need to make eye contact probably.
But after that I am pretty sure that you could start to understand what the other mammal was thinking.
I would rather try to understand a whale than a gorilla or chimpanzee.
Those guys scare the shit out of me.
What's a whale going to do?
You know, if you aren't getting along.
Big deal right?
What would a gorilla or chimpanzee do?
Rip your arms off, or your face, or both.
Maybe eat your face?
Well, I am going to Target tomorrow for some supplies, let me know if you need anything.