I took Truen to get fried chicken.
I did this because I was hungry.
I also did this because I am the best dude ever.
Also Truen seemed sort of down, and needed a hug or something.
So we hugged some fried chicken.
Anyways, we just got home and I wanted to tell you some stuff.
I am going to have to put that off for now because I want to talk about Britney Spears.
The thing is that I thought we were all, as a nation, on the verge of finally letting her know that we hate her.
And that she serves no purpose.
And that she is a huge symbol of what is wrong with a lot of different things.
But on the Yahoo home page there was an ad for her "hot new video".
Isn't this sending her mixed messages?
Didn't we decide she was a joke a long time ago?
Now if she reads this, she is going to think we like her.
Or that ANYONE likes her.
I just don't want to know about these things.
I want to be able to check my free email account without any unsolicited advertisements.
I could stand to know more about science and world events.
Not this celebrity bullshit.
I wanted to tell you about the baby hat, installing artwork sobbing uncontrollably and spontaneously,
I will tell you tomorrow.