It is warm here.
60 degrees or something!
How is this possible?
It is very bad.
It gets you thinking that the winter is almost over, and it isn't. I want to be bundled up, I want to go home to my cave and sleep.
I don't want to be thinking about warm weather in January.
I mean, I do want to think about it, but in my dreams.
While I am sleeping.
Under five blankets.
After a filling "carb" sandwich.
With my 10-20 extra pounds of winter "insulation".
Instead I see people out jogging and laughing and walking around like this is all fine and dandy.
Like the weather isn't going to turn around and give them a good old fashioned face wash.
It just messes with my head.
What does it matter anyways, I am just going to move the family to Alaska.
After I win the lottery!!!!
Tonight!
I will win at least enough to do that when the lottery ticket I bought wins big!
I hope you are all well.
If you are lucky, I will fly you out to my fist shaped mansion that I will build on the glacier I buy with my lottery money.
Until then.
lvoematthew
member in anchorman how he says "hot cup of coffee!!" that is so funny. you are hilarious. i have your hilarious lil baby.
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