Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Hot cup of coffee!
It is warm here.
60 degrees or something!
How is this possible?
It is very bad.
It gets you thinking that the winter is almost over, and it isn't. I want to be bundled up, I want to go home to my cave and sleep.
I don't want to be thinking about warm weather in January.
I mean, I do want to think about it, but in my dreams.
While I am sleeping.
Under five blankets.
After a filling "carb" sandwich.
With my 10-20 extra pounds of winter "insulation".
Instead I see people out jogging and laughing and walking around like this is all fine and dandy.
Like the weather isn't going to turn around and give them a good old fashioned face wash.
It just messes with my head.
What does it matter anyways, I am just going to move the family to Alaska.
After I win the lottery!!!!
I will win at least enough to do that when the lottery ticket I bought wins big!
I hope you are all well.
If you are lucky, I will fly you out to my fist shaped mansion that I will build on the glacier I buy with my lottery money.