I am older than Ashton Kutcher.
I just read it!
Do you want to pay for pictures of our baby?
I think that is a good way to make some pre-college money.
Like there will even still BE college by then.
Dang today it could have almost been the baby!
So, you should start bidding on the first photo rights.
Aren't celebrities gross?
They are the grossest.
They are the last people I save on the sinking boat.