Moldy Potato.

It is hard when you are married to know that the person you are married to is so bored with you.
This boredom seems to go back and forth between the two mates.
Like that game with the hot potato, but instead it is a moldy potato.
Now that I think about it though, that is a good analogy for a lot of other aspects of marriage so I will instead say this:
Being married can be very difficult.
And I blame the institution of marriage for existing in the first place.
Marriage is like college, who cares about either of them anymore?

If you like that painting, maybe we can work something out, like a trade or something.
Its on cardboard.