Nice Try.

Change the record, am I right or am I right?
What's a record?
It's like when you can eat 100 hotdogs in 10 minutes.
I can do that.
As long as they're those tiny ones.
Tiny hotdogs, not tiny minutes.
Tiny minutes don't exist yet.
Technology has yet to invent them.
That's not true, they do exist, but the government doesn't want us to know about them.
It would mess up the 40 hour work week.
And it would all be downhill from there.
Because without order, there is chaos.
That's what my son told me this morning.
But he is always trying to gain the upper hand.
I don't blame him though.
You got to get them started young.
I believe that children are our future.
Dude.
Change the record.