Venus As A Boy.

I went to a Mountain.

I went to a Beach.

I caught a snake and then I let it go.

It was brown and small.

So was I, once.

I smelled some smoke.

I smelled some salt.

I ate my weight in Corn.

Let's see Johnny Depp do that!

I slept the sleep of stones.

I woke up with a sty.

In my eye.

I got a sunburn.

For once in my life.

I complained about it.

I went to bed early for once.

I tossed and turned.

I blamed the Moon.