Today Burger and I were walking up the stairs, this was after a back and forth that resulted in me saying "no" to something, I can't even remember what it was I'd said "no" to because there were so many questions that, unfortunately, had "no" answers that I'd lost track of what he was even asking.
This made me kind of sad.
Then he says he's upset.
I figure it has something to do with our conversation.
He says no, it's because he's going to have a bad dream tonight.
I say "No, you won't. I already checked and you're going to have only good dreams tonight."
And finally, FINALLY he just says "Oh, okay."
That was the best "No" answer I've ever given.
Ever.
