Monday, August 13, 2007
Did you know that I have two shows coming up?
It is true.
The problem is that the work for these shows is all on paper, and I don't know if I can afford to frame it.
Actually, I KNOW I can't afford to frame it.
If it were only as easy as framing someone for murder.
Or shoplifting, that is what I meant to say.
I am sure I will think of something.
I used to be pretty good at that.
I hope you are well.
Did you read that they suspended Michael Vick for the season?
I read that today.
What a dick head huh?
I know he is a sports super star.
So he will probably get away with this.
But let's all say a little prayer that the jury finds him guilty and as a punishment he is forced to play a game of football where he is not allowed to scramble from the pocket and actually has to throw the football.
Then, if he performs badly, he can either choose to be shot in the head, drowned, electrocuted OR he has to go straight to a pit where he must fight a champion fighting pit bull.
I think that would be exciting!