He was so mad at me this morning that he squeezed that banana...
"Don't give me that look, bro."
"Well I'm looking at you like this because I want to wear mittens!"
And so it went, all down the block.
I don't know how much of this back and forth stuck in his brain today.
But for me, today, it was the start of a long list of things I didn't want
to hear yet had to endure.
But it is true what they say about tomorrow being a whole new animal
and I hope to high heaven that it is a much more docile creature.
One with a soft nose, no claws... preferably an herbivore.
I hope tomorrow is a cow.