Showing posts with label Voting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Voting. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

You Were Saying.


Sup bro? 
You vote yet?
I was explaining to Burger what we were going to do, as we were walking to the voting station.
It is hard to explain something when the person you are explaining something to doesn't give a shit.
The last time I voted he was only 9 months old.
Can you believe that?
It was a completely different life for everyone involved, which includes you.
Four years? 
Shit.

Four years, four months, four hours.
It seems like I can break up time into 4's lately.
It's a nice round feeling number, even though I know that geometrically it can't be.

I don't know what else to say about that really.
Or anything for that matter.
Tonight anyways.

lovemaathew

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Well would you look at that?



Well we seemed to have a good thing going with the sleeping baby.
But then SOME PEOPLE decided that sleeping all night through was fun anymore...
Like a team formed all of a sudden.
The one guy wakes me up by screaming and then the other guy keeps me up by telling me
that the first guy is screaming.

It is a brilliant strategy.

Speaking of those, how sad is it that Sarah Palin is in the news?
She makes me very sad.

The whole presidential race is making me sad.
I feel so teased.
It is like showing me the really good OTHER present I COULD have had
and then giving me some shitty "new" present.

Gee, thanks... Dickhead.

The thing about Sarah Palin is that she is such a shitty present.
She sounds like a shitty person, and her nomination seems like the most shitty and desperate
move that the people in charge could have made.

And the fact that we have lived with such a lousy guy in charge for the past eight years,
our standards are so low that people are actually going to take this woman seriously,
it just seems pathetic.

And it makes me sad.

So what can I do?
I can vote.
But after I do that, I am washing my hands of the whole system and going to
live in the remaining 4% or our natural wilderness...
FOREVER!

lovematthew