For Whom The Belt Told.

Have you ever lost sight of your child?
So far I have not had this happen to me, and I am thankful for that.
I know that eventually the 'Burg will escape my attention.
Fortunately for me I even if I closed my eyes I would still not lose track of him since he seems to be enthusiastically screaming from the second his eyes snap open every morning until the second I have to physically shut them for him in the evening.

I suppose if I had to describe the scariest thing to happen so far it would have to be this-



Here I go trying to be nice and get the guy a snack and as soon as I look in the back pack he is scrambling away down the rocks and across the grass, hurtling several large downed branches and leaping onto a passing streets weeper.

The thing that was most awesome about this was that he almost missed the 'Sweeper and kind of dangled for a second or two.
Holding on by only one hand!
I am pretty sure there were sparks.
I was like, WHOAHHHHH!
You know, like in a movie.

lovmahtew

The fly on the wall.

What did you do this weekend?
It is not over yet dummy, so what have you done thus far?
I helped a friend move.
Then I went to an art show.

I would have rather kept moving furniture I think.
Not that there was anything wrong with the show, but I am so out of my element.
I don't know anyone.
It is really packed and loud.
You can't even get a good view of the art.

Were you there last night?
If you were, you might remember me, I was the guy that was standing near the door.
I was slowly creeping out.
Out into the night.

There was a baby though.
A brand new little baby the size of my Burger's head.
I wanted very desperately to hold the tiny little baby.
But I had the image to maintain.
The image of the guy who is not really there.

Well, I am fighting off a feeling of being a little sick.
I am going to walk to the store.
This is how I will spend the remainder of my weekend.

lovmathwe

Walking still.

Oh my lord.
TGIF!!
YOu know the cookie guy?
The man that mysteriously appeared and left cookies on Fridays?
He got fired!
I mean, he is no longer showing up and leaving me cookies.
So what else could it be?
You tell me!!!

Oh my lord!
Brett Favre?
Does he not look way super older with the Jets helmet on?
I think he does.
And he will never get the love he got in Green Bay.
Not in this hell hole.

People make mistakes, what can I say?
I mean, this is obviously a mistake.
It doesn't mean he will play poorly, or that he deserves to have a losing season.
I am very much excited to see him play again.
But this is just a sad feeling for me.
You know how it is right?
Go Brett!

But really, GO PACK!
No one is bigger than the team.

Oh man, you know things are getting worse right?
In the world?

Russia and Georgia and Iran and China and North Korea...

DO you ever wish that the internet was not an actual thing?
DO you feel like it is ruining things?
Like, music and movies and quality of life?

Well, I think that sometimes.
I think a lot of things.
But only occasionally.

lovmeahtwe

Praise table.

Oh man.
Oh my lord!

This was a long, long week.
This was an exercise in patience, tolerance,
and climbing into a hole.
Mentally.
A mental hole.

Oh my god.
I been so out of it dude.

Here are some
ways to calm a
baby down:

1. Roll the baby over and then roll him over again.
Pretend like he is slowly, slowly rolling down a hill.
And remember, ALWAYS support their tiny rolling heads.

2. Pick him up and then put him down like, 20 times in a row.

What are you doing?
I been thinking about all kinds of things.
Life kinds of things.

Houses.
Cars.
Jobs.
Money.
Drawing.
Building.
Relaxing.
Baby.
Marriage.

I have to be honest and direct.

I some how put myself into this life.
The life I have now.
And I guess I have been slowly putting these pieces together.
I didn't just wake up married with a baby.
I built this box around myself.

I have to go eat something or whatever.
Truen offered to bake me a pizza.
YESSSSS!!!!!!

lovmasrthwe

Oh shit!
I totally forgot to tell you about the table I built for Truen...
In 1 HOUR!